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第一千六百章 榴莲的事儿

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    向东的想法和我的想法不谋而合,我见小飞也没说什么,那就说明了我们三人的思想阵线是统一无误的。换个说法,步调一致,那我们三个人无论谁不在公司,但是做出的决定还是和另外两个人的每分别,公司的运作,从这一刻起,我可以无忧,可以心无旁骛的和小飞专门“不务正业”的去摸石头和探宝了,哦,还有,希望能修复一下我和老婆的关系。</P>
    所以,现在是理所当然的可以再等一等,等到那个最佳时机的出现。可能是一天,也可能是两三天,或者五六天。按照目前网上所有热搜事件的时间走向来看,应该是在事件开始发散的第三天到第四天之间就会达到高潮。</P>
    既然如此,小飞的建议,自然是可以考虑的了。大战来临之前,放松放松,并无不可,何况还有向东在坐镇呢!</P>
    而就在这事分析完之后,紫萱和小飞竟然不约而同的说马上回城里一天。</P>
    紫萱跑过来问我:“林凡,你家现在是在那个别墅区是吧?”</P>
    我茫然的点点头:“是啊!怎么了?”</P>
    小飞在后面加了一句:“去你家坐坐呗!哎,你不用想,我和紫萱就是计划在你不在家的时候才去坐坐啊!兄弟,这次看看我和紫萱怎么帮你把嫂子给劝个回心转意吧!哈哈!”</P>
    我想了一下,从抽屉里拿出了那支金钗递给紫萱:“顺便带给我老婆。你看看,这支和你头上的差不多!”</P>
    ………</P>
    紫萱是有我老婆的微信的:“喂,嫂子啊!我紫萱!我今天回城里。哎,孩子爷爷奶奶要看看小孙子呀!对对对,我和小飞呢,刚好经过你这小区,过来坐坐!你在家是吧?好,待会儿见!”</P>
    小飞开着车:“我们来得有点急,是不是买点什么?两个人啥也不带好像有点心虚呀!平时我不心虚,但是今天是来当说客的,还是带一点底气才行!”</P>
    紫萱指指路边的水果店:“去买一个,哦,不行,买两个,买三个榴莲!顺便我也想吃!嘿嘿!另外买一点山竹,降火配套嘛!就行了!”</P>
    小飞一边停车一边问:“为啥买三个?林凡家一个,你一个,可是我现在不敢吃呀!这榴莲有六月肥的功效。我孩子和老婆一闻到榴莲就要把我给赶出去的。”</P>
    紫萱大喜:“哇,你不吃就最好了!你家里人不吃,更好啦!还是买三个!我两个!好久没吃榴莲咯!现在榴莲便宜,才十几元,听说云南和广西那边更便宜!现在不趁机大快朵颐对不起自己!谢谢我的好飞哥!”</P>
    小飞无奈的摇摇头:“我简直怀疑你和我一起回城里的目的就是为了吃这一口榴莲!”</P>
    紫萱也不客气,就差一脚将他踹出车去了:“别墨迹!快点!榴莲熟一点的都行!我就想这一口榴莲!”</P>
    不会一会儿,小飞哼哧哼哧的提着三个袋子回来了。紫萱说:“先拿一个过来!我现在就吃!你别看着我啊!开车!”</P>
    于是就出现小飞一边开车而紫萱就一边抱着孩子一边吃榴莲的场景。</P>
    “我说紫萱,姐你这样可不好!我和你的孩子都在流哈喇子啊!你看看你孩子!”小飞使劲嗅着车内的榴莲味道,看了一眼榴莲肉,不自觉的吞了一口水。</P>
    “哎呀,你就吃一块就会立马吹气胖起来吗?”紫萱不由分说的剥了一块榴莲肉递给小飞,“吃!贼香!”</P>
    小飞似乎有思想斗争,可是看见榴莲肉在眼前晃呀晃,还是轻轻的推开了:“真不吃!我就说说!我的意志很坚强的!”那表情有点视死如归。</P>
    “真的不吃?”紫萱笑了,“那就不好意思了!我就觉得今年的榴莲不但便宜了,而且还更加绵细香甜…”</P>
    “哎呀,拿过来!真是的!总是在诱惑别人!”小飞说,“赶紧的。”</P>
    “不是说意志坚定的吗?”紫萱笑了。</P>
    “嗨,意志坚定是面对敌人的时候啊!你又不是我的敌人,榴莲更不是!”小飞前半句还是义正言辞的,后半句就嬉皮笑脸了,“我都迫不及待了啊!”</P>
    紫萱将那块榴莲递了过去,就在小飞拿了榴莲放进嘴里的时候,眼前闪了一道光,还是连续两次的那种。</P>
    “完犊子了!”小飞一手拿着榴莲,一手扶着方向盘,“给拍了下来啦!”</P>
    紫萱也顿时郁闷起来:“给拍下来会处罚吗?罪名不会是司机开车吃榴莲吧?”</P>
    “罢罢罢!拍就拍吧!拍不拍我都要吃!”说完之后小飞两口就将这榴莲给吃了,嘴里腾挪了一下,将核吐了出来,“紫萱,你犀利呀!真会挑榴莲!细核的!还是扁核!”</P>
    于是车速降低了,最后甚至停在路边,双闪也没打,就着第三个榴莲,两人居然一下子就造完了。</P>
    小飞收拾了一下榴莲壳:“我去扔了这壳。谁让我看到路边就有垃圾箱呢!我可是遵法守纪的好孩子!”</P>
    他刚一下车,警车就停在了车旁边,走下来一交警:“这里不让停车啊!赶紧走!不然照相了。”</P>
    吓得小飞赶紧将榴莲壳放在后排脚下,准备开车走人。但他似乎想起什么来着,探出头问交警:“警察同志,我想问问,如果马路上那个拍照,路中间那拍照的啊,刚好拍到我吃榴莲,这处罚不?”</P>
    警察有点诧异,然后露出意味深长的笑容,挥挥手:“你走吧!”</P>
    小飞还想追问下去,给紫萱拦住了:“警察同志叫你走还不走是不是?”</P>
    小飞一溜烟的开车走了。路上还在问:“你说会不会给拍照罚款呢?如果真的,也拍张好看的呀!趁我张开血盆大口的时候咔嚓一张,大数据也认不出是我张小飞呀!万一认成林凡,林凡就冤枉了不是?”</P>
    “人家咔嚓一张至少200元的,照得好不好看另一回事,但是肯定不会将你张小飞错认成林小凡滴!你想多了不是?还是想想怎么开口和林凡老婆说事儿吧!我总觉得这事儿有点儿棘手。我们是不是有点多事儿了?你说是不是?”
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