第1146章 文争匪斗
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那天晚上，刘玄做了个噩梦。梦见自己的龙椅变成了一颗巨大的白菜，被绿林将领们一层层剥走，最后他光着屁股坐在菜帮子上。醒来时发现不是梦——真的有人把龙椅上的金箔刮走了。
“陛下，这样下去不行啊。“赵萌端着碗野菜粥进来——现在皇宫御膳房只剩这个了，“武将打天下，文臣治天下。您看高祖皇帝...“
刘玄盯着粥里蠕动的菜虫，突然拍案而起：“朕决定了！即日起加封赵萌为右大司马，与朱鲔共掌军政！“
赵萌手里的粥碗“啪嗒“掉在地上，菜汤溅到了王匡新抢的貂皮靴上。王匡正要发作，却见赵萌已经扑通跪下：“陛下不可啊！朱左司马战功赫赫，臣何德何能...“
“少废话！“刘玄一脚踢开爬到他龙袍上的菜虫，“朱鲔现在整天忙着在宫里找擦屁股纸，你这个右大司马不管事谁管事？“
朝堂角落里传来“咔嚓“一声——正在偷吃贡品的朱鲔把核桃连壳咬碎了。他抹了抹嘴边的核桃渣，阴阳怪气道：“陛下圣明！正好末将最近腰疼，就让赵兄多操操心。“心里盘算的却是：“反正盖官印的玉玺在我小妾房里藏着。“
后面的休息室里两个太监小声嘀咕。
太监甲：“怪了，今日奏章怎么都有股胭脂味？“
太监乙：“嘘——朱左司马让如夫人坐在玉玺上暖印呢！“
赵萌当上右大司马的第二天，长安城就出了怪事——西市突然冒出三十八家“蛐蛐将军府“，家家门口挂着“大司马特供“的牌子。原来赵萌为削弱绿林军兵权，竟想出了“以虫代兵“的妙计。
“诸位将军劳苦功高，不如改练蛐蛐？“赵萌在朝会上端出鎏金蟋蟀笼，“这‘常胜大将军‘昨日咬死了朱左司马的‘无敌霸王‘，按新规该授五品武职！“
王匡的佩刀“咣当“掉在地上：“老子砍人如切瓜，现在要改行喂蛐蛐？！“
清晨的第一缕阳光刚照进长安城，太仓令刘老三就跌跌撞撞地冲进了未央宫。他的官帽歪在一边，衣襟上还沾着几粒芝麻。
“陛、陛下！“刘老三扑通跪在殿前，声音发颤，“国库...国库的粮食...“
正在给“常胜大将军“喂蜜饯的赵萌头也不抬：“慌什么？不是还有三千石粟米吗？“
“全没了！“刘老三几乎要哭出来，“都换成喂蛐蛐的芝麻和核桃了！将士们这个月的粮饷...“
王匡一脚踹翻案几，腰间的佩刀哗啦作响：“老子带着弟兄们出生入死，现在连口饭都吃不上？“
赵萌慢条斯理地合上鎏金蛐蛐笼：“王将军稍安勿躁。待‘常胜大将军‘在重阳节斗蛐大会上夺冠，陛下赏赐的粮食自然就来了。“说着，他轻轻弹了弹笼子，里面的蛐蛐立刻发出清脆的鸣叫。
此时的城南，李寡妇正死死抱着自家最后半袋黍米。三个穿着铠甲的士兵站在她家摇摇欲坠的茅草屋前，领头的那个正用刀尖挑着屋顶的茅草。
“军爷行行好，“李寡妇跪在地上不住磕头，“家里就剩这点粮食了，孩子还小...“
“少废话！“士兵一脚踹开她，“朱将军的‘无敌霸王‘这两天食欲不振，听说新茅草泡的水能让蛐蛐开胃。“说着就扯下一大把茅草，屋顶顿时露出个窟窿，阳光直直地照在缩在墙角的孩子身上。
未央宫里的宴会正到高潮。十二个鎏金蛐蛐笼在殿中央围成一圈，每个笼子前都摆着精致的瓷碗，里面盛着拌了珍珠粉的芝麻。乐师们奏着雅乐，宫女们端着琉璃盏，给每只“将军蛐蛐“喂食特制的蜂蜜水。
“我的‘黑虎大将军‘今日怎么没精打采的？“王匡皱着眉头问道。
赵萌捋着胡子，煞有介事地观察了一会儿：“怕是昨日的核桃不够新鲜。来人，去把西域进贡的葡萄干碾成粉拌上。“
一个小太监匆匆跑出去传令，在宫门口撞翻了端着黍米粥的宫女。热粥洒了一地，几个饿得眼冒金星的小太监立刻扑上去舔食。其中一个被烫得直咧嘴，却还是拼命往嘴里塞着沾了泥土的粥。
长安西市的米铺前，一个衣衫褴褛的老汉颤抖着捧出一只竹筒：“掌柜的，这是我抓的‘铁头将军‘，能换...能换半斗米吗？“
掌柜的瞥了一眼：“品相太差，最多三合。“
“三合就三合！“老汉急切地说，眼睛却突然瞪大——米铺的柜台上，赫然摆着一碗白米饭，上面还放着几片腊肉。掌柜的养的那只“金翅大将军“正悠闲地在米饭上爬来爬去，时不时低头啄食几粒米。
夜幕降临，李寡妇家的孩子又开始小声啜泣。屋顶的窟窿透着星光，夜风吹得人发抖。“娘，我饿...“孩子的声音细若蚊蝇。
“嘘...“李寡妇紧紧抱住他，眼睛盯着墙角那个破瓦罐——里面是她今天偷偷抓来的几只蚂蚱，“明天...明天娘给你煮汤喝...“
与此同时，未央宫的偏殿里，赵萌正在烛光下仔细研读新编的《蛐蛐品鉴录》。他的面前摆着一盘精致的点心，却一口未动。窗外传来打更的声音，混着远处饥民的哀嚎，但他似乎什么也没听见，全神贯注地在竹简上批注：“七品以上蛐蛐，每日需喂珍珠粉三钱...“
五更天的梆子刚敲过，未央宫前殿已经热闹得像个市集。王匡一脚踹开殿门，身后的亲兵们扛着十几张赌桌鱼贯而入，粗麻布往地上一铺，金灿灿的铜钱就哗啦啦地倒了出来。
“开盘了开盘了！“王匡扯着嗓子喊道，“今日竞猜——午时三刻抢东市还是西市？买定离手！“
文官们缩在殿角直哆嗦，倒是一个绿袍小吏颤巍巍地掏出钱袋：“下、下官押西市......听说新到了一批波斯地毯......“
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